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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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