Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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