i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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