Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just sent this text using only my big toe
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
