well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize