well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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