Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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