That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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