At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Randomize
