If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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