Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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