hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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