I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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