Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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