I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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