I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
