I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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