Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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