Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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