At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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