Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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