Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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