Three words: puerto rican gang bang
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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