so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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