I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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