if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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