"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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