I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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