Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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