all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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