i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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