Since when is my name a synonym for head?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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