The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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