When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
