Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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