Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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