Me too!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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