is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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