It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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