i was born a porn star she said
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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