Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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