question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I came so hard my ears popped.
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