well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
