is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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