We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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