dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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