At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have demons in me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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