Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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