Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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