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Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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