O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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