Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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