What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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