I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize