I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
