Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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