Sponge bath it is.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He did a backflip because drugs
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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